ICSF Quotes List

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From some unknown date.


Robbie: We have *quality* crap!


Shuri: I'm not going to be adopting that position again any time soon.


Shuri: What you need to do is get crumpled bits of tissue paper and stick them in.


Etak: I would so put that in my mouth.


Sam: She couldn't manage that many at once, she’s quite small.


Alex: I got attacked by Baz's legs!


Etak: I ate the other one at least.


Iain: I like Jake's pretty thing.


Alex: I just need a few more inches!


Kath: And it was a whole inch long?!


Phil: I actually did it to you, and you are female.


Robbie: Screw the Goddamned Fwuffy Animals!


Eemeli: I'm very good at stroking the backs of people’s heads.


Paolo: [to Mittel] Can you move please so I can penetrate again?


Baz: I seem to have been better equipped than everyone else present...


Tim: It’s too big to beat you off with.


Kath: No, you can do stuff to your first cousin.


Paolo: What would your price be, Sam?


Dave: The library is full of corpses today.


Eemeli: How would you like to be fed?


Jake: As far as I'm concerned I won’t be doing anything with animals.


Robbie: Not you, I was talking to Satan.


Muppet: But the Scottish are all tight...though I ha vent sampled all of them.


Kath: It’s my birthday – you are not allowed to piss on me!


Robbie: What’s this Hash doing here?


Adam: I’d go out with you if you gave me a squirrel!


Tai: It ll hurt less if you straddle.


Robbie: [to Tai, in physical contact] You're way to hot.


Baz: I've been using latex too much recently.


Simon: I think Toby is going to come.


Simon: I need my Kavu to come.


Viv: You have to take them off first before you start playing.


Ed: I've got to swing by Chem to pick up Phil's Harness.


Seb: I'm making happy sense.


Karne: Faster, Lloyd, Faster!


Alex: I like getting petted.


Tai: Muppet taps both ways.


Phil: Get your fucking hand out of there!


Shuri: I want to be an Evil Overlord so that everyone will be my slave and they'll all have to play with me!


Phil: I always have these problems getting things in.


Robbie: Michael’s given it to most of the rest of my...


Lloyd: I have the longest thing in the Sci-Fi library.


Phil: ...having found little bits of Tai in my room..*mumble, mumble, mumble*


Karne: I'm stupid, aren't I?


Baz: I experimented with it a little bit at the start of this year.


Matt J: I think we should play poker with Magic cards.


Lloyd: I think we should have a panel discussion on how hard do we like it.


Tai: I've lost 35 Gigs of MP3s, a Gig or so of porn...


Robbie: Let Marcus go outside and play with his pole.


Viv: [seeing Prince Caspian] This isn't more of the Avengers is it?


Robbie: All superior races dress in black leather.


Muppet: It works if I ease it in gently.


Matt: Please, we are actually a family library.


Robbie: [to Baz] Did you try Tai?


****: Is she burying herself in your groin?
Baz: Not, it’s not that big.


Eemeli: [to Tai] Can you Stop doing that, please? It’s rather disturbing, especially from this angle!


Eemeli: No, I'm not going to do the same to you , especially if You're straddling me.


Matt K: I'm not seeing any slippage.


Tom: I like doing it to animals.


Baz: I wonder whether it is larger than my wrench?


Baz: I like playing with Peter’s wrench.


Tai: I like having a silly hard thing.


Tai: Eemeli, will you be my orgasm friend?


Etak: I thought of you while I was eating it...and I ate it slow.


Shuri: Coldslaw is a sexual perversion!


Iain: I've never seen anything so huge before!


Jakob: Shuri, has that thing grown again?


Simon Jr.: Anything can be taken sexually in this library.


Toby: It’s just because I'm so Strokalicious.


Alia: I just heard comments about your bigness...


Iain: JFK will haxxor your Megahertz.


Robbie: I can keep it up for 5 minutes...I have done in the past...when I was bored in a computer lesson.


Phil: See, he’s [Jake's] easy!


Pete: Shuri, have you seen my glittering lynx?


Iain: Can I have some of that white stuff?


Baz: Shit yeah! I’d like one that long!


Jake: I've got a slot – you can use it if you promise to behave with it.


Iain: Don't tweak my nipples without my permission.


Simon: And Michael said I’d never get it out...


Alex C.: You can have my soul, you can have my body, but I get to keep my Jazz collection!


Ben: Many Star Wars characters ate my balls, apparently.


Robbie: I am a humbled and naked slave.


Tiny Tom: I rotated myself for no good reason!


Tim: I won’t eat Baz – he’s too rangy!


Malcolm: He’s a wizard – they all have giant shiny balls.


Jake: They only recently patched it so that the crotch does not prevail.


Alex: Hot tasty men have better bits for eating.


Simon: I would rather have sheep!


Tai: [to Alex] Bend over, it’s the easiest way.


Ben: Oh please, Alex, spank me again.


Alex: It wasn't quite happening, I went there at nine.
Christina: Alex, the lecture was at ten...as every Monday.


Tiny Tom: Does anyone want to fiddle with me?


Small Tom: Mine has a donkey on it.


Tiny Tom: It’s true...I feel so dirty.


Baz: I've experienced Tai in a position of authority before.


Baz: So you'd have to suck very hard and squeeze.


Tiny Tom: I want to fuck everyone.


Alex: Bend over, here it comes again.


Ben: It’s because freshers have staying power.


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