ICSF Quotes List

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From some unknown date.

Robbie: We have *quality* crap!

Shuri: I'm not going to be adopting that position again any time soon.

Shuri: What you need to do is get crumpled bits of tissue paper and stick them in.

Etak: I would so put that in my mouth.

Sam: She couldn't manage that many at once, she’s quite small.

Alex: I got attacked by Baz's legs!

Etak: I ate the other one at least.

Iain: I like Jake's pretty thing.

Alex: I just need a few more inches!

Kath: And it was a whole inch long?!

Phil: I actually did it to you, and you are female.

Robbie: Screw the Goddamned Fwuffy Animals!

Eemeli: I'm very good at stroking the backs of people’s heads.

Paolo: [to Mittel] Can you move please so I can penetrate again?

Baz: I seem to have been better equipped than everyone else present...

Tim: It’s too big to beat you off with.

Kath: No, you can do stuff to your first cousin.

Paolo: What would your price be, Sam?

Dave: The library is full of corpses today.

Eemeli: How would you like to be fed?

Jake: As far as I'm concerned I won’t be doing anything with animals.

Robbie: Not you, I was talking to Satan.

Muppet: But the Scottish are all tight...though I ha vent sampled all of them.

Kath: It’s my birthday – you are not allowed to piss on me!

Robbie: What’s this Hash doing here?

Adam: I’d go out with you if you gave me a squirrel!

Tai: It ll hurt less if you straddle.

Robbie: [to Tai, in physical contact] You're way to hot.

Baz: I've been using latex too much recently.

Simon: I think Toby is going to come.

Simon: I need my Kavu to come.

Viv: You have to take them off first before you start playing.

Ed: I've got to swing by Chem to pick up Phil's Harness.

Seb: I'm making happy sense.

Karne: Faster, Lloyd, Faster!

Alex: I like getting petted.

Tai: Muppet taps both ways.

Phil: Get your fucking hand out of there!

Shuri: I want to be an Evil Overlord so that everyone will be my slave and they'll all have to play with me!

Phil: I always have these problems getting things in.

Robbie: Michael’s given it to most of the rest of my...

Lloyd: I have the longest thing in the Sci-Fi library.

Phil: ...having found little bits of Tai in my room..*mumble, mumble, mumble*

Karne: I'm stupid, aren't I?

Baz: I experimented with it a little bit at the start of this year.

Matt J: I think we should play poker with Magic cards.

Lloyd: I think we should have a panel discussion on how hard do we like it.

Tai: I've lost 35 Gigs of MP3s, a Gig or so of porn...

Robbie: Let Marcus go outside and play with his pole.

Viv: [seeing Prince Caspian] This isn't more of the Avengers is it?

Robbie: All superior races dress in black leather.

Muppet: It works if I ease it in gently.

Matt: Please, we are actually a family library.

Robbie: [to Baz] Did you try Tai?

****: Is she burying herself in your groin?
Baz: Not, it’s not that big.

Eemeli: [to Tai] Can you Stop doing that, please? It’s rather disturbing, especially from this angle!

Eemeli: No, I'm not going to do the same to you , especially if You're straddling me.

Matt K: I'm not seeing any slippage.

Tom: I like doing it to animals.

Baz: I wonder whether it is larger than my wrench?

Baz: I like playing with Peter’s wrench.

Tai: I like having a silly hard thing.

Tai: Eemeli, will you be my orgasm friend?

Etak: I thought of you while I was eating it...and I ate it slow.

Shuri: Coldslaw is a sexual perversion!

Iain: I've never seen anything so huge before!

Jakob: Shuri, has that thing grown again?

Simon Jr.: Anything can be taken sexually in this library.

Toby: It’s just because I'm so Strokalicious.

Alia: I just heard comments about your bigness...

Iain: JFK will haxxor your Megahertz.

Robbie: I can keep it up for 5 minutes...I have done in the past...when I was bored in a computer lesson.

Phil: See, he’s [Jake's] easy!

Pete: Shuri, have you seen my glittering lynx?

Iain: Can I have some of that white stuff?

Baz: Shit yeah! I’d like one that long!

Jake: I've got a slot – you can use it if you promise to behave with it.

Iain: Don't tweak my nipples without my permission.

Simon: And Michael said I’d never get it out...

Alex C.: You can have my soul, you can have my body, but I get to keep my Jazz collection!

Ben: Many Star Wars characters ate my balls, apparently.

Robbie: I am a humbled and naked slave.

Tiny Tom: I rotated myself for no good reason!

Tim: I won’t eat Baz – he’s too rangy!

Malcolm: He’s a wizard – they all have giant shiny balls.

Jake: They only recently patched it so that the crotch does not prevail.

Alex: Hot tasty men have better bits for eating.

Simon: I would rather have sheep!

Tai: [to Alex] Bend over, it’s the easiest way.

Ben: Oh please, Alex, spank me again.

Alex: It wasn't quite happening, I went there at nine.
Christina: Alex, the lecture was at ten...as every Monday.

Tiny Tom: Does anyone want to fiddle with me?

Small Tom: Mine has a donkey on it.

Tiny Tom: It’s true...I feel so dirty.

Baz: I've experienced Tai in a position of authority before.

Baz: So you'd have to suck very hard and squeeze.

Tiny Tom: I want to fuck everyone.

Alex: Bend over, here it comes again.

Ben: It’s because freshers have staying power.

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