ICSF Quote List — 2014

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From throughout 2014.
And, always remember: Context: Be Damned!

Anurag: It's like I'm teaching a monkey to read.

Noor: I haven't seen Skyrim...

Helen: It all works out nicely until someone files a harassment suit.

Ben: Thankfully, the moon has attained escape velocity.

Anurag: I solenemly swear, I will never put it on my dick.

Anurag: On the bright side, this is great practice for being a stripper.

Noor: I won 45 times.
Editor's Note: On the paper list, someone has quite clearly changed it to 5 later on. I have no idea what the context was, so I don't really know what to make of that.

Kermit: Are Daleks baptised?

Matthew: Should I get something alcoholic...or a triple Jaeger-bomb?

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