ICSF Quote List — 2013

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From throughout 2013.
And, always remember: Context: Be Damned!


Fluffy: God has infinite testicles!


Xander [Carrot of Doom]: Sounds like something you'd buy with a knife & some Vaseline.
Rebecca-Liz: That's Peter's face.


Benedict: Cameron is not the Ceiling.


Cameron: I Can Fix This!


Cameron: It's a computer - it's plug and play. You plug in a nuclear weapon and you get a genetic testing device.


Cameron: I had nothing to do with the goat.
???: It must have been Aberforth then.


Amanda: And thus, mustache-bird was born.


Cameron: Kill you landlord with genocide.


Vin: Ticker inspectors are Cylons!


Benedict: Sometimes I just find myself covered in blood...tasty, delicious blood...


Ethel: Who needs henna when you've got blood


Maciej: Whips make everything for more fun


Going Postal: Bugger the moral high ground!


Sam: Which of its tentacles are its genitalia?


Cameron: You get the burglar mask, I'll contact the fire office; let's go break into Bristol!


Cameron: Soooo cute…Hitler Kitten is judging me harshly!


Maciej: For her, even Chorley would seem nice.
Cameron: Oh god, poor person...


RebeccaLiz to Cameron: You are not performing rossit enemas.


Cameron: If any country in the world executed by eel enema, I would obey all the rules!


Cameron: What you need is a surgical trident.


Cameron: I will not run the fornicating lollipop store!


Helen: All we need to do is make them associate the sound of screaming with sugar cubes


Sam: When a human and a lump of clay love each other very much…


Amanda: My mind is blown with sense.


Cameron: Gratuitous Nudity!
Xander: Where?
Amanda: In my flat


Helen: My productivity is not Yaks


Cameron: What's in this nuclear bomb? Cocaine!


Cameron: First you have to have sex with the pig.


Benedict: I needs to take my ears off to this hoodie on.


Fluffy: I should have totally got penis into that gap.


Sam: Vinegar should not dissolve packaging!


Cameron: Buffy's neck went missing about five years ago — if any more goes missing, I'll murder them with a spoon.


Ethel: If you can't beat them, wear their skins.


Greek Sam: Star Wars and Dungeons & Dragons are the same thing.


Cameron: Once science has invented magic, we can do anything.


Cameron: If you get the resurrected body of Hitler, I will bow down onto you.


Kermit: I'm confused where I live!


Matthew: Robostitutes?


Trevor: The library has denied me robot legs for the last time!


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