ICSF Quotes List 2009

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From c. Oct 09 - Mar 09.
And, always remember: Context: Be Damned!


Fluffy Alex: Peter is twitching beneath me...it's a disturbing feeling.


Semi-Dave: I certainly did get one over the armadillo!


God-Lucy: I've hit it repeatedly several times, and not just because I want to leave.


Rosannah: I can't help it if he* comes out of my mouth.
*(Barry Manilow)


Mark (Mook): I feel it more with Alban!


Primrose: RANT!
Gabriel: RANT!


Alban: I'm the King of France, big spender!


[Toys were being thrown. Semi-Dave catches Academithulhu.]
Semi-Dave: I'm being shelled by Cthulhu?
[He throws it back.]
Semi-Dave: Matriculate This!


Semi-Dave: I was begging the warden to let me stick my hub in there!


Hyper-Lucy: I thought I'd see about mounting Great A'Tuin.


Semi-Dave: Poking is for women!


Man Robin: My hand! He's got my hand in an armpit grip!


Man Robin: You can't just misquote me!
Everyone: Yes, we can!


Semi-Dave: It's more fun when it squeaks.


Chris: Dave is himself a rape alarm.


Kath: Where's the "W" in Torchwoo...Oh...


Joseph: ...chest-bursting vampire baby!
Rosie: Chest-bursting‽ Where do you think the womb is?


Semi-Dave on Phil Jupitus: He swung 'round, sat on my knees, and did me from the front!


Patrick [Midway through a Stargate conversation]: Who's...Dr. Daniel Jackson?


Benedict: Can you taste the bitterness coming through?


Rebecca-Liz: Complex functions are so simple!


Benedict [Brandishing Fist]: But that's 'cos I'm dumb, alright?


Kath: I'm so happy: I have balls and a tail!


Rosannah: I don't think icing would work. Penises are too savoury.


Joseph: I stopped thinking a long time ago...


Gabriel to Benedict: One of these days I'm going to strap you to a bed!


Hyper-Lucy: You DID build a crane out of glue!
Joakim: No! The pasta was load-bearing.


Chris: If they can do it in Star Wars, you can do it here!


Rebecca-Liz: I like the Ku-Klux-Klan.


Primrose: I'm Alex Cameron! I don't fail!


Rebecca-Liz: It's what Chris Hutchinson would look like if he had large breasts.


Rosannah: I frequently put my penis in fish.


Beth: I try to avoid blowing into people's faces.


Beth: All of you three got me wet.


Rosannah: I don't know what it was, but I think I grew a penis.


Wouter: Gentlemen! I am coming!


God-Lucy: We are wired for sex.
Semi-Dave: Just as long as her mum does not see them...


Hyper-Lucy: I like being an inbred mutant.


Robin Bennett: This is what happened when you come and I try and talk to you.


Wouter: Sweet Vampire Penis!


Wouter: I promise never to take my top off to predict the weather.


Semi-Dave: Using fingers often helps.


Joseph: You need to be trained to use the giant slab of meat!


Patrick: What are the laws on Necrophilia now days?


Adventure! Dave: Put your pen away now.


Fluffy Alex: Why do men have them?


Primrose: My lecture was intended for third years...
Everyone: You are a third year!


Semi-Dave: What are you doing? Get your hands out of my pockets!


Semi-Dave: I think my dentist likes drilling people too much...It's a woman!


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