ICSF Quotes List 2007

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From c. July 07 - July 08

Becca: I didn't say crotch, Dave said crotch!


Tim (to Peter): Your thigh is actually quite comfy.


Tim: You have to teach your chair to sign any bit of Becca I put in front of him.


Peter: You sell it to them by telling them it's like 'The Passion of the Christ' but with lasers.


Baz: My suggestions are almost always pragmatic.


Alan: My mouth can't go that fast.


Alan: I'll maximise for Peter!


Hok: What's 'poon...tang'?


Dancing Dave: I don't think it is necessarily illegal to tell small children that you are going to tie up and rape them.


Katie: There are limits even to Dave's clenching, apparently.


Adventure! Dave: What does beer do?


Alban: You weren't complaining about the midget horse porn.
Alex Cameron: But I like midget... oh damn.


Sergey: I wonder if I can buy tuna on Amazon.


Kai: I wonder what the melting point of penis is...


Wouter (to LARP Dave): I was going to ask what subject you do, but your name's Dave.


Rosie: I'm not putting that in my mouth!


Smithers: I would rather be distracted than have you lot talking about rotting flesh.


Adventure! Dave: Where did they get their bollocks from?


Peter: It's better to follow the Bible than 'The night of the crabs'.


Fresher Alex(about Adam): I want to mother him!


A! Dave: Choke on this or die!


Drama John: Voom.


Rosie: I will bite that if it comes near my face.


Chris: I accidentally put my arm in the Serpentine this morning.


Rosie: Whose Obama?


Chris: I thought Rosie was stripping.
Rosie: No, I is taking my top off.


Hok: I feel Peter.


Dave: You asked me! You bitches.


Rosie: Do not make Hok wiggle.


Chris: Don't jump on me or you'll get impaled!


Chris: She doesn't try, innuendo just comes naturally.


Scottish Rebecca: I need a way to distinguish you from other Eds.
Chris: My name is Chris.


Ali: The hilarious thing is the main character died.


Peter: No! You've got to go hyperbolic.


Peter (totally not being bitchy): Sergey is really quite racist.
Alban: What do you expect?, he's Russian.


Scottish Dave: I'll just drill a little hole and shove it in.


Alex Cameron (making a £5 bet with Alex Shires): AI is twenty years off.


Alex Cameron: One picogram can kill you. If it is placed on your eyeball.


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