ICSF Quotes List 2006

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From November 05 - February 2006.


Jon: If I could take any part of Tutankhamen, it would be his penis.


Tim: Can we please stop talking about testicle removal.


Ed: Silence for Bill Bailey! (to record his first good suggestion, evar)


Mark (to Ian): do you not have any love of your groin?


Ali: You were two inches from his mouth...
Steve: ... and you still managed to get it all over my face.


Ian: Baz, Give me Mr. Screwdriver.


Baz: It's like trying to play with a nipple ... well, it is!


Steve (for the record): Ben is at a My Little Pony convention in Manchester.


Rebecca: They're hippies ... Vulcan hippies!
Ali: That's an excellent concept.


Rebecca: I used to put down my occupation as a mad scientist, but now I want to be a tribble farmer.


Rebecca: I'd rather be caught with porn than Star Trek novels.


Laura: If his head explodes, I bag the goatee.


Ben: Kath would rather marry Vicky than me.


Vicky: ... so, Ben is worth fortieth of a camel ...
Ben: hmmm ... [strokes chin] ... which fortieth?


Tim (Tom?): In kid's cartoons, all the girls are wet.


Ben: I shall take advantage of the mortal...


Tim: Which wire do I have to pull on to get it up?


Mark: Fondle my knee, fondle my fucking knee.


Malc: Baz violates himself all the time.


Dan: I got a tank into a place you'd never think a tank could get.


Mark: I like sucking!


Steve: Inject, then wiggle.


Kath: It wasn't me, it was my evil penis!


Ed: I would personally fellate a smurf.


Alex: The less said about Steve's ass on the quotes list the better.


Ben: fine, I will watch the interview in the privacy of my own bedroom.


Owain: Stop with the mounting of Vicky.


Matt: I've had people far heavier than Ben...


Ben: I'll show you widdle!


Alex: It looks like a mound of brown is not something I want to hear said about my food.


Peter: Malc is doing the work of two men.


Cristina: I want to build a cybernetic Alex.


Dan: You can do it quite well with your forearm!


Ben (about Owain): He fires wildly in all directions.


Alex: Kath, you have Gwen above you and Vicky below.


Steve: Bigger! Longer! Stabbier!


Dan: I'm going to the Land of Rubber. (WHY?????)


Dan: It's the size of it that's important, otherwise it's hard to jam the fingers in.


Ben: But I don't want to eat penis.


Alex: You're not a cat, you just purr if I stroke you right.


Dan (to Ian): I can put it somewhere else later if you want.


Steve: Rifted!


Vicky: I am not shaven!


Owain: Keep it there and use it to beat off anyone who comes too close.


Ali: We want to mate our large pink snake.


Sergei: I'm just so charismatic, everyone wants to kick me in the head.


Alan: I'll bring my cane and beat people off with it.


Alan: A tied up Harry Potter - how cool is that?


Jem: Hercules. Why is it all sticky?


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