ICSF Quotes List 2004

The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. These are from 2004 and before.

Iain: I've never seen anything so huge before!


Jakob: Shuri, has that thing grown again?


Young Simon: Anything can be taken sexually in the library.


Toby: It's just because I'm so strokealicious


Alia: I just heard comments about your bigness


Iain: JFX will hax0r your megahertz


Robbie: I can keep it up for five minutes ... I have done in the past ... when I was bored in a computer lesson


Phil: See, he(Jakob)'s easy!


Pete: Shuri, have you seen my glittering Lynx?


Iain: Can I have some of that white stuff?


Baz: Shit yeah! I'd like one that long!


Jake: I've got a slot you can use if you promise to behave with it.


Iain: Don't tweak my nipples without my permission.


Simon: And Michael said I'd never get it out...


Alex C.: You can have my soul, you can have my body, but I get to keep my jazz collection


Ben: Many Star Wars characters ate my balls, apparently.


Robbie: I am a humbled and naked slave.


Tiny Tom: I rotated myself for no good reason!


Tim: I won't get Baz, He's too rangy!


Malcolm: He's a wizard - they all have giant shiny balls!


Jake: They only recently patched it so that the crotch does not prevail.


Alex: Hot tasty men have better bits for eating.


Simon: I would rather have sleep!


Tai (to Alex): Bend over, it's the easiest way.


Tiny Tom: Does anyone want to fiddle with me?


Small Tom: Mine has a donkey on it.


Tiny Tom: It's true ... I feel so dirty.


Baz: I've experienced Tai in a position of authority before.


Baz: So you'd have to suck very hard and squeeze.


Tiny Tom: I want to fuck everyone.


Alex: Bend over, here it comes again.


Ben: It's because freshers have staying power


Thomas (with no prior knowledge of fnords): I can't see any fnords!


Kath: Robbie, you can have your bollocks back.


Kath (to Tai): No, you're not doing anything to that ring.


Kath: There is a limit to how much Lord Flashheart I can take in one week.


Tai: It'll go much easier if you lie down...


Robbie: I think the royal family might have a thing about sheep.


Seb: I'm talking through your breasts at Tai.


Smaller Tom: Don't slap me, it's kinky!


Alex (at the end of Cube): So that's it? There's no explanation of who built it, or why they were chosen?
Everyone: No
Alex: Oh


Jake: I am an evil creature of the night. Sleep with me.


Simon: I'd like to see Tiny Tom and Small Tom wanging it up.


Alex: I couldn't be a female sumo wrestler.


Baz: and I still managed ot get it out every month except for the month I was told not to.


Alex: A bigger bin might mean Dave Clements would get it in more often.


Karne: I'm more than happy to direct them how as to do it from behind.


Baz: I tried to get if off, but it wouldn't come!


Robbie: I spent all my time figuring out where you can get a warthog to go. You can get them just about anywhere if you wiggle enough.


Malcolm: Baby-oil has it's uses.


Alex: Vicky gave me a good workout...


Tiny Tom: I take offence at the idea I might not make a wholesome meal.


Ben: I'm not inflating Alex.


Malcolm: There's a lot of Jessica Rabbit porn about!
Alex: Not that I've ever seen any ... but you're right!


Ben: But where are the freshers?
All (to tune of Rocky Horror): ... fucking ... and sucking...


Alex (about Vicky): Blows mostly


Mark: I've never said anything that stupid in this room.


Alex: I'm hard enough to do it twice, are you?


Robbie: We have a quality crap!


Shuri: I'm not going to be doing that position again any time soon.


Shuri: What you need to do is get crumples bits of tissue paper and stick them in.


Etak: I would so put that in my mouth.


Sam: She couldn't manage that many at once, she's quite small.


Alex: I got attacked by Baz's legs.


Etak: I ate the other one at least.


Iain: I like Jake's pretty thing.


Alex: I just need a few more inches.


Kath: And it was a whole inch long!


Phil: I actually did it to you, and you are female.


Robbie: Screw the goddamned fluffy animals!


Eemeli: I'm very good at stroking the backs of people's heads.


Paolo(?) (To Mitul): can you move please so I can penetrate again.


Baz: I seem to have been better equipped than everyone else present.


Tim: It's too big to beat you off with.


Kath: No, you can do stuff to your hot cords (???)


Paolo: What would your price be Sam?


Dave: The library is full of corpses today.


Eemeli: How would you like to be fed?


Jake: As far as I'm concerned, I won't be doing anything with animals.


Robbie: Not you, I was talking to Satan.


Muppet: But the Scottish are all tight ... though I haven't sampled all of them.


Kath: It's my birthday - you are not allowed to piss on me!


Robbie: What's this hash doing here?


Adam: I'd go out with you if you gave me a squirrel!


Tai: It'll hurt less if you straddle.


Robbie (touching Tai): You're way too hot


Baz: I've been using LaTeX too much recently.


Simon: I think Toby is going to come.


Simon: I need my Kavu to come.


Viv: you need to take them off first before you start playing.


Ed: I've got to swing by Chem. to pick up Phil's harness.


Seb: I'm making happy sense.


Karne: Faster Lloyd, faster!


Alex: I like getting petted.


Tai: Muppet tips both ways.


Phil: Get your fucking hand out of there!


Shuri: I want to be an evil overlord so that everyone will be my slave and they'll all have to play with me!


Phil: I always have these problems getting things in.


Robbie: Michel's given it to most of the rest of us.


Lloyd: I have the longest thing in the Sci Fi Library.


Phil: ... having found little bits of Tai in my room <mumble mumble mumble>


Karne: I'm stupid, aren't I?


Baz: I experimented with it a little bit at the start of this year.


Matt J: I think we should play poker with Magic cards.


Lloyd: I think we should have a panel discussion on how hard we like it.


Tai: I've got 35 gigs of mp3s, a gig or so of porn...


Robbie: Let Marcus go outside and play with his pole.


Viv (at Prince Caspian): This isn't more of the Avengers is it?


Robbie: All superior races dress in black leather.


Muppet: It works if I ease it in gently.


Mattt: Please, we are actually a family library.


Robbie (to Baz): Did you try Tai?


<?>: is she burying herself in your groin?
Baz: No, it's not that big.


Eemeli (to Tai): Can you stop doing that please? It's rather disturbing, especially from this angle.


Eemeli: No, I'm not going to do the same to you, especially if you're straddling me.


Matt K: I'm not seeing any flappage.


Tom: I like doing it to animals.


Baz: I wonder if it is larger than my wrench?


Baz: I like playing with Peter's wrench


Tai: I like having a silly hard thing.


Tai: Eemeli, will you be my orgasm friend?


Etak: I thought of you while I was eating it. And I ate it slow.


Shuri: Coleslaw is a sexual perversion!


Alex: I want the boys!


Ben: Alex was looking at me and licking his lips.]


Ben: Stop staring at Owain's crotch.
Alex: ... I was staring at his coke.


Simon: Can was stop putting Alex on the list?


Laura: Oh, the throbbing...


Ben: ... before I put Frank Sinatra on and charge Kath up again.


Malcolm: Given that you just annihilated my penis...


Tim: My brother is not that young to have that sort of fun with him.


Ian: I love the effect you get when you do this ... [Ceiling collapses] (technically not in library)


Ben: Dwarves are really really annoying because they won't go down.


Tim: After you've beaten it a couple of times, it gets boring...


Duncan: Yay! Want white stuff!


Baz: (Tiny) Tom is too incompetent to manage it.


Ben: It's just what one's right arm is for.


Ian: Alex, It's between your legs.


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