Alia (Alia )

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"Do you happen to have a jaffacake?"

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My favourite film is Bladerunner, and currently my favourite food is noodles. These two things are not linked.

Neverwhere gets points for oddness done well. Oh and the Marquis de Carrabas. It definitely gets points for the Marquis de Carrabas. The beast was a bit useless though.

I like messing around with pictures. Sketching is good, digital manipulation is good, photography is also good. Modern art for the most part really isnt good. Really really.  [show more]

 Mini Bio

 SF/F Likes vonda mcintyre and decent cgi 
 Sf/F Dislikes  peirs anthony peirs anthony peirs anthony 
 Notes  I may update this properly one day 

 Timeline

There are 5 timeline events between 1996 and 2003... [show them]

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read biography for - elvum

 elvum (5th Jan 2003, 00:14)

Alia is ninety-six feet tall and made entirely of Jaffa Cakes. Her hobbies include breaking windows, ceilings and arms. She is nothing to do with the *other* Alia, who goes round persuading people to do entertaining things.


read biography for - elvum

 elvum (5th Jan 2003, 00:18)

Did I mention that she liked Jaffa Cakes?


read biography for - Philip Pearson

 Philip Pearson (6th Jan 2003, 11:33)

Mmm, 96ft jaffa cake woman - prgp might be in love (or just hungry)


read biography for - bigbob

 bigbob (15th Jan 2003, 01:10)

bad phil!
dont eat the jaffa cakes they will just make you fatter


read biography for - Philip Pearson

 Philip Pearson (15th Jan 2003, 11:15)

Since I have lost weight I feel I can talk about eating as much as I like - BTW how is the diet ?


read biography for - bigbob

 bigbob (15th Jan 2003, 12:33)

fair to middling


read biography for - Philip Pearson

 Philip Pearson (17th Jan 2003, 10:39)

Good Good !


read biography for - karne

 karne (21st Jan 2003, 23:20)

Attack of the giant slow loading images! Must get Gallery working...


read biography for - Alia

 Alia (8th Feb 2003, 00:09)

JAFFA CAKES???? Where!?


read biography for - elvum

 elvum (4th May 2003, 00:08)

Over there! No... oh damn, you missed them again.


read biography for - Tai

 Tai (12th May 2003, 12:50)

mmmf? *sprays crumbs*


read biography for - Shuri

 Shuri (11th Feb 2004, 20:59)

Bad Tai! *spanks*


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