Quotes 2006The ICSF Quotes List contains perfectly innocent things said by people in the library. From November 05 - February 2006, typed up by Kvetch. Jon: If I could take any part of Tutankhamen, it would be his penis. Tim: Can we please stop talking about testicle removal. Ed: Silence for Bill Bailey! (to record his first good suggestion, evar) Mark (to Ian): do you not have any love of your groin? Ali: You were two inches from his mouth... Ian: Baz, Give me Mr. Screwdriver. Baz: It's like trying to play with a nipple ... well, it is! Steve (for the record): Ben is at a My Little Pony convention in Manchester. Rebecca: They're hippies ... Vulcan hippies! Rebecca: I used to put down my occupation as a mad scientist, but now I want to be a tribble farmer. Rebecca: I'd rather be caught with porn than Star Trek novels. Laura: If his head explodes, I bag the goatee. Ben: Kath would rather marry Vicky than me. Vicky: ... so, Ben is worth fortieth of a camel ... Tim (Tom?): In kid's cartoons, all the girls are wet. Ben: I shall take advantage of the mortal... Tim: Which wire do I have to pull on to get it up? Mark: Fondle my knee, fondle my fucking knee. Malc: Baz violates himself all the time. Dan: I got a tank into a place you'd never think a tank could get. Mark: I like sucking! Steve: Inject, then wiggle. Kath: It wasn't me, it was my evil penis! Ed: I would personally fellate a smurf. Alex: The less said about Steve's ass on the quotes list the better. Ben: fine, I will watch the interview in the privacy of my own bedroom. Owain: Stop with the mounting of Vicky. Matt: I've had people far heavier than Ben... Ben: I'll show you widdle! Alex: It looks like a mound of brown is not something I want to hear said about my food. Peter: Malc is doing the work of two men. Cristina: I want to build a cybernetic Alex. Dan: You can do it quite well with your forearm! Ben (about Owain): He fires wildly in all directions. Alex: Kath, you have Gwen above you and Vicky below. Steve: Bigger! Longer! Stabbier! Dan: I'm going to the Land of Rubber. (WHY?????) Dan: It's the size of it that's important, otherwise it's hard to jam the fingers in. Ben: But I don't want to eat penis. Alex: You're not a cat, you just purr if I stroke you right. Dan (to Ian): I can put it somewhere else later if you want. Steve: Rifted! Vicky: I am not shaven! Owain: Keep it there and use it to beat off anyone who comes too close. Ali: We want to mate our large pink snake. Sergei: I'm just so charismatic, everyone wants to kick me in the head. Alan: I'll bring my cane and beat people off with it. Alan: A tied up Harry Potter - how cool is that? Jem: Hercules. Why is it all sticky? Back to Quotes index (what, you want more?) |