Lake District March 2006

From ICCC

"Snowy Spark Bridge"

Fri 10th Mar - Sun 12th Mar

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Trip Report

Spark Bridge Village Hall

In a minibus and some cars we drove to the rural village of Spark Bridge in the Lake District, and checked into our accomodation; the village hall! Upstairs was a big room with many chairs and matresses, but the room was almost not big enough. In the ensueing land-grab, real-estate near heaters proved to be more valuable. A few dubious threesomes and foursomes ensured economic use of the space.

Saturday - River Kent and River Leven

On the saturday we started with the river Kent. Silliness at the put-in included some of the worst seal launching ever (slide slide slide thud!) and Rory squeezing under a very low bridge to make a descent (first?) of a pathetic little ditch.

The Kent has several nice drops and pretty overhanging gorge rock formations. It finishes with big 'un. Harry steered Francine in the top-duo.

Next up we headed to the River Leven. Harry, Kirsten and Fracine sat this one out, and went for a kayaker's rest in a pub named "fisherman's rest" at Backbarrow Bridge. Simon suffered an epilepsy incident before reaching this bridge, but apart from that everyone made it down. There's a fairly sizeable rapid under the bridge which was seemed to be baring teeth, in the form of a surprise rock towards the bottom

Mark hitting a rock under Backbarrow Bridge - Kirsten
Mark encountering the rock
(Also see nice slow-mo footage of this)

Matress mayhem

Back at the village hall we prepared a feast in the downstairs banquet hall. It was decided that Patrick should eat a lot of yogurt. It was then decided that he should eat various other substances therein, and that Rory should compete in a minging substances eat-a-thon. Nobody knows who decided this. It just happened. The minging substances escalated from tobascoe sauce to tea-bags. Used cooking fat from breakfast time proved too much.

As mentioned, the village hall was equipped with many matresses and chairs. What do you get when you mix matresses and chairs? A leaping-over-chairs-onto-matresses contest!

The snow arch - Patrick Clissold

Sunday - Snow!

We woke in the morning to the sight of snow! About 20cms of the stuff, and it was still snowing heavily. It was immediately clear that this would be a snowboating day, but not before a quick snowball fight.

We lugged a few of the more battered old boats up a nearby hill. Burying the green innazone to form a ramp allowed a few poeple to get some good air, but as usual the topo-duo provided the most hilarity. Six people on at once? Oh yes! After an hour or so, the snow was getting flatted down, and the run-off was not quite long enough to prevent people crashing into the wall at the bottom!

Back at the village hall, Alexa's dad was pondering the vehicle situation. We positioned grit on the road and stood back, to witness a nifty minibus high speed sliding reversing manouvre. All the while, various snowball fights were breaking out around the building, occasionally errupting into all-out bus-shelter-ducking combat. Amidsts this war zone, the new engineering challenge of the 'snow arch' was devised. Snow was rolled, packed, piled and delicatly balanced. It was all very serious. Well snow isn't all fun and games, is it?

Fears of a major motorway blockage/delay proved unfounded, as we left the snow zone quite quickly, and made it home in good time.

Harry Wood 17:24, 13 Oct 2006 (BST)

Media

There is also a Lakes March Video currently available.