Alternative Constitution

The normal constitution of the club is boring, that’s why the Alternative Constitution has been invented! It was created a couple of years ago and probably needs some updating, which shall happen at one of our serious meetings in rooms designated to beverage consumption.

Quotes

Quotes from the time past can be found here (part of the old website). Most of the originators have left university by now, so it is about time we start collecting new quotations. I’ll start with one from Edmund:

Edmund: I’m good with trains. But not so much with walking.

Chris (tries to put Jordan off): Spank the badger! Spank the badger! Spank the badger!

Edmund (looking depressed after working on the SEAL match scores): Look! I’ve ordered a Tango Foot, but it’s not in the right pint glass!

Jordan I’ll just grab my dizzle. (Runs off)

Edmund (In response) How can he grab his dizzle? I mean, doesn’t it fall from the sky?

Rachel I like my pears not how I like my penises.

Adam I come from Southend we have nothing down there, Rachel that’s obviously what she said, Jordan that happened to me once

Edmund this bus is turning me on…(a few seconds later after a response from Woody) I really don’t need you to educate me in how to turn me on!

Rachel Its not getting hard, It’s kinda disappointing

Jenny come on Maria Spread your legs more

Jonathan It’s not like I have a random Ladybird butt fetish… (looks around shiftily)

Emma I con’t be a man ’cause I have a boyfriend! Henry Weren’t you just yelling at your boyfriend. emma because he was being a girl…

Woody’s Laptop (on connecting Ed’s USB stick) Do you want to Scan and Fix Edmund Lam?

Games

Bow Master – a fun if slightly addictive archery game.